stumpology: how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
still haven’t started this essay ffffuuuuuuu good thing i can churn out a poetry response in like 15 minutes but STILL
my favorite nickname for my dog is fartface closely followed by: buttface, choco taco, dumb butt, pupkins, and rock chock
keepsturning replied to your post: keepsturning replied to your post: i really want… what is the essay again?????????? ummm #2 on page 1048
keepsturning replied to your post: i really want to play this dating sim you guys are… fuck english gurl i am totes feeling that sentiment
i really want to play this dating sim you guys are talking about but then the english essay so nope
somewhereinbrooklyn-: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe i feel like i’ve seen a spalding do this before but still omg
i can’t believe louisville is about to lose this game kms
neopets i have missed you (my new username is lz_bth just fyi)
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama boom, roasted
my dad can make people feel like shit with absolutely no effort on his part. it’s like a natual goddamn instinct for him.
bittersweet symphony always makes me feel better :’) it’s one of those songs i automatically sing (read: scream) along with while i drive that improves my mood by like 10000%
uuuugh none of my clothes from a year ago fit trying on all my old spring clothes is making me want to kill myself
sadness drips like water beads in a half-poisoned well, I know that my chances...– Charles Bukowski (via light-essence)
i really hope this picnic works out and is fun it’s one of the only things that i am actually sort of mostly organizing so i want it to actually, you know, happen
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
why are we talking about prom no stop please prom is the bane of my existence
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand: Time zones. Telescopes. How to fold a fitted sheet.